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austie_jonez

Austin, TX

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Tuesday Oct 08, 2002

Oct 8, 2002
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!!!!!!!!!
olivia:
so you grab the string right, and sometimes it comes out really suddenly and *SPLOT*! it flips out and catches the underside of the toilet seat. what most girls don't know is that later their boyfriends go and lift up the toilet seat and see dried blood under there and are totally grossed out.

at least that's what s5 tells me.
Oct 9, 2002
austie_jonez:
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Oct 10, 2002

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