that's bizarre.

somewhere in your youth or childhood, you must have done something good.

(heh, i'm a dork, i admit)

Whoa. Glad you are okay though!

Have you had your brush with death today?

whoa, fuck... glad you're not hurt

Oh it was really original, are you ready??? It was.......Kimberley...

Oh wow, god totally had the smite button aimed at you today!!

Kevin Bacon is my personal savior, hence, I pay homage to the Great One.

So happy to hear you're OK

One time I was working at a construction job and two large double panes of glass fell on my head. 158 stiches. 20,000 workers comp. You're lucky.

Well they were mostly on my arm, because that's wherethe shards went to. I was wearing my hardhat, of course.

This is nothing compared to the incident that caused the broken flying plates everywhere at TGIFriday's and poor Baby had to get stitches and now I have a keloid scar b/c oh fuck, you don't wanna know why the stitches opened up, it was a nightmare. The doctor was about to go on his lunch break but said he could "squeeze this in" and he does such a shit job the stitches got in infected and FELL IN and my mother had to cut them out. Then my boss tried to act like he didn't have to pay the hospital bill AND THEN BEFORE THAT, would you believe he made me WAWK to the hospital?!?! He wouldn't even get me a ride and I was gushing blood with fat tissue in my leg exposed in the middle of the kitchen thanks to a bartender's negligence.

That being said:

1. You have a special Ducky gift here, asshole.

2. I have sauce to make. I even have some cream sauce! Do you like cream sauce? Nothing sexual. Like the parmesan kind. Or do you prefer Mama's red sauce? For serious the Beau ate my pasta feast with guest and everyone was licking their plates.

STARVING ARTISTS CAN ALLOW OTHER CRAZY ARTISTS TO FEED THEM ITALIAN FOOD.

3. I have a request and that is I'd like you to porvide me with a Gonzo book to read for inspiration, please. I put 2 on my wishlist to keep track, let me know what else. I wanted to read his auto-bio. I think you prolly have stuff lying around your house, no? I WILL TAKE IT WITH THE SAUCE.

4. Finally how's my panel coming? I think wait a second,

5. SOMEONE HAS NOT CAWLED ME IN A LONG TIME

Happy sexy day.

The beau and Stewfnrocker found at my regular thrift (they did before I found it) a leprechan that was on all fours with a smile on his stupid face and like assholes, they went crazy. We were calling it the "Brokeback Leprachan" and "Submissive Leprechan" and we couldn't stop laughing. It was gone though when we went back for it and Baby said it was prolly like they had to remove it after the scene we all made. You should've seen these 2 assholes, they were like Jefferson and Al Bundy together.

Hey, I got to the "doll hair" episode!

I dont have the meens to shoot a set right now I have a couple ideas and everything that would be great but my memory card for my camera is too small (not quite a good enough camera anyways) and I would need a photographer and a bunch of other stuff, etc....
I want Idjiit to shoot my set someday actually

All in good time!

Yeah, I did all that a looong time ago, like over a year ago. Had a regected set and everything

HA! That would be pretty cool
Im already attatched to a name, but if it gets taken before I get accepted Ill remember that one