So this is what you were like when you were single?

When did you get an iPhone? You don't sync it with iTunes? It backs up your phone after every sync.

Yeah I just don't see much of a difference, Oh wait I got it, the furniture is gone.

So are you going to be here the 26th or what?

Dude, my place has looked worse after parties.

Let me know when they start the real demolition.

The weekend before?

yeah dood, wtf? So where are you going to be while were in town?

Any chance when you come over bringing some twinkies???