I'm telling you, Bobby Flay's just gonna pop out of nowhere and fuck your shit up. Don't come crying to me when he whips your ass in a vegan butt-pocket "throwdown".
Also, can you get pics of the Neelys doin' it in your bathroom? That'd be some hot shit right there.
I totally love the Food Network!!! (but Rachel Ray can go die, if you ask me! Her fifteen minutes are long since gone!) I'm guessing you'll be on "Unwrapped". Keep us posted.