Perfect choices for romance - I don't know any woman who would pass up a massage. Always go for the feet, though - it's like a hypnotic button when done right
What you didn't get a group of goth cheerleaders when you joined SG?....huh, (scratches head) I thought everyone that order the Adamantium level membership with SG, got them.......oh you didn't know about that level? ahhhh, did you hear that girls? (looks around, goth-looking cheerleaders sitting in corner smoking, playing cards, give thorn the finger again) uh....yea.
Remember, you can feign interest just by looking deep into here eyes, mutting a few understanding sounds every now and then, all the while thinking about what you're going to do with the dirty dishes in the kitchen.
You sound like a zombie that needs bagels. But that's okay, since I'm one too.
And as far as listening to people, let me tell you my secret (okay, demoivre, you don't need to read this, go look at naked girls now) you look deep into her eyes, and if she asks for a response to something, just tell her what beautiful eyes she has. She may be a bit pissed you weren't paying attention, but that will the overcome by the complament and if she does get pissy, just say you were distracted by her beauty. If that doesn't work, just run away and hide under the bed.
nah, I don't need a personal cook. I can good pretty decently actually. But I can't massage myself nor can I snuggle myself. Hence the need to pay others to do it for me.
