I want your shirt.
Events 2 through 5 1/2 are aspects of my daily life. But there's nothing wrong with "turning gay". Its fun having a different sexual orientation every time you wake up.
but my brother SO COOL! haha. i dont think i was any less weird when i was 10, honestly. and look! i turned out juuuust fiiiine. *choke*
dude. you could be possessed. but you could be ok. because it happens to me all the time. i think i went like three of four days once without even THINKING about sex. it was insane.
Posessed by a gay spirit? Or maybe turning into a woman? You need to go to a sports bar drink lots of beer with a bunch of tough bikers and get a tattoo: that'll cure ya!
Then again...maybe it's a different kind of SARS virus called SIGS - Sexually Inactive Gay Syndrom