you could have protected my idenity a bit better in that story.

p.s. that's not all i tried to wax that night!!!

remind him that you're not good enough for him, what with your english degree and all..

maybe you should set Elliot on him?

ugh.
no fun.
it takes me all of about .5 seconds to lose a guy like that.

these boots were made for walkin.. ya know?

just stop replying to his emails - he'll get the hint
i should know, that's the treatment I always get

tell him you think he's a bore. or a boar. or a Boer. or, a Bohr.

pre-body pillow.
but i do have one now.
it was a x-mas present from my friend A. she made the pillowcase herself.
what you are seeing is my half-folded comforter or tortilla, for i am the Bedroom Burritto.