asbo:
It was my last day at my current job yesterday. I start my new one on Monday. I had a surprise presentation and got given flowers, booze (no chocolates because I don't eat em) I was set upon by a pack of co-workers and had to give a speech. Unnervingly, I did no work whatsoever all day and spent a good amount of it chatting absolute filth with @eurojoe on here. I was in the middle of this when said co-workers set on me. I always wanted to smile at a bunch of flowers (like the Live Through This cover) and here it is. I had a pretty good leaving party, We drank shit cocktails (sex on the beach from plastic glasses!) and talked about escort agencies.
