I just have this funky knack for avoiding moving objects but crashing into inanimate ones. Caught my toe on the doorstop the other night - the f'n doorstop, yet I coolly avoided some little rascal tearing ass down the pavement on his BMX.


hmmm, I have that exact same problem... like when I go through really wide walkways, (that 20 of me could walk through side by side) I tend to "hug" the corners and knock the shit out of my arms/shoulders

Will do. Mid summer MixCD I think. This time people can 'freestyle' as to what theme they want.

Well at least you onyl ahve a few bruises on your legs, a friend has a habit of leap froggin over bollards when she's drunk. Except this time she did it in a skirt... which caught, and she flew over and into the pavement. She was fine.

Oh...the agony. To see Sir Jackie Stewart was (as always) in top class, and let everyone know that the Ferrari team were the pansies in the deal. Could have salvaged the whole shooting match! Buggers...

I do, I do. Good advice indeed.

Now, am I reading you right, in that you don't drink alcohol? Hats off to you, mate. I never push my love of the drink on anyone. Good on you. I'll have to buy you something else then, won't I

You fall into a wall? Ouch! How fast? Anyway I hope you get better soon and that it didn't hurt that much. Mr. Anderson? As in Matrix Mr. Anderson? Neo...
Anyway I used to watch F1 but I stoped. And thanks a lot about my artwork although I realy think I should practice even more (witch is a thing I am bored to do ). I'll make a great comic one day though...
...until then have a great time and good luck with your book

Oh, you're not a proper inbreed then! Neither am I, I'm what they call an "atomic" which means your grandparents or parents came up to work at Dounreay. But I escaped!

Hope your bruises mend soon, sending you some virtual arnica through the wires...

ive heard its a good game but never got round to getting it as ill nead to get an xbox one day and live lol
i know what you mean about the kids you just want the smoother them...no i never left a word off that sentancelol
well i hope things are going well with you and the book laters man