So yea decided to leave my little hibernation hut and venture out into the party world last night. I didnt feel nearly as uncomftorable at the hipster shindigs as I normally do, maybe cuz I was drunk as shit? A couple guys I barely new made Suicidegirl comments to me, so I guess word gets around,
I also quit smoking by carrying around TONS of dum-dums, right? Last night I had a BAG full and people started bumming from me. It was pretty cute; by the end of the night Oberlin's hipster elite all had artificially stained tongues and puffed out cheeks. from trying to talk and suck at the same time (a pretty common occurance at this college, actually).
Some guy also brought his adorable chocolate lab puppy which was named Steve but who I secretly called Honky Magoo.
I also quit smoking by carrying around TONS of dum-dums, right? Last night I had a BAG full and people started bumming from me. It was pretty cute; by the end of the night Oberlin's hipster elite all had artificially stained tongues and puffed out cheeks. from trying to talk and suck at the same time (a pretty common occurance at this college, actually).
Some guy also brought his adorable chocolate lab puppy which was named Steve but who I secretly called Honky Magoo.
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Yay for small, liberal arts colleges--especially the Midwestern ones.