apologees

there is nothing in the world i love more than hanging out with my dad. 10 years ago, i couldn't have fathomed saying something like that. but, right now, there is nothing more true i can say. on the big hill where we played today, i demanded he let me carry his bag up the hill. i would not let him do it. i felt it an honor and a duty. i carried his golf bag up this huge, monstrous hill, and i did it like the sick bastard working man i have become. i've never been so proud as i was when i pounded that bag, along with mine, up that 45 degree incline and never lost a breath. i love my dad. its so weird when i see me with the 18 year old me. i hate all his beliefs, but still love him... how does that work?


NEWSFLASH

I can, apparently, hit a golf ball around 30 yards farther than I could 2 years ago. This without touching a golf club in 2 years.

I am a badass. I am very powerfull. Very.
(also...)
Don't touch me.
Cuz I'm electric.
And if you touch me.
You'll get shocked.