Purr. Your pretty like butter Miss ARiel. Umm, yea...it was a fun day...until I got sick and fell asleep on you. But yea, driving to Sally's was cool. Cool. Yes? pig

omg.. It's too late for me.. I've fallen..

She said I was a nice boy.. yay.. +10 cool points.

hot chicks? F- that... I'm in it for the Suicideboys..

lates.

Oooh. What color are you dying your hair?

Pesky little creatures!!
Who you ask? Well, mosquitos of course!!
Why do I bring it up? Well, simply because it's true!

I really had nothing clever or intelligent or even relevant to say, so you got a random comment.
Oh, I also tried to type out some 70's porn music, but it was not working out for me.
Yeah... working out. I need to do that.
Poo.

Damn your cuteness!

Everyone wants to have a go with Arielolita.

Read the book.... it's waaaaay better

Psssst