rickroyal:
Sounds like there might be a bell tower in your future.
miloryan:
Oh yea, you don't want to read my mind baby!!! Just kidding, but I like messing with flirting boys, it's almost like the position girls get to be in with us guys.
babyblue:
So when is anything going to post a picture of his not-so-newly shorn face? Hmmm?
alyssum:
smile
wink
biggrin
eeek

That's right, I'm thinking awful thoughts. wink
master_akura:
maybe ill come work with you so i can be visibly sexually assaulted. itd be more fun for you, too ;D -ashley
alyssum:
That same thing used to happen to people working at the paper mill down the road from where I grew up, but in a sad sort of way. The smell-o-meter person would be very sensitive to the smell at first and not need the official smell-tester machine, but after 2 weeks without fail they had to rely solely on it.

So that begs the question, what is your favorite amusement park?
madness_____:
Dude, that's why I never work for women. I perfer to get my ass chewed out for screwing up. At least it's done and over with, instead of a long dragged out thing. shocked

Infidel mad
alyssum:
Actually I gotta agree with Tyrant there. When working from a laid-back mellow woman it's very, very good. But for the most part, the torment never freaking ends. I'd rather get the long string of expletives and have everything over and done with.

There's definitely a dearth of amusement parks around here. I gotta agree with Six Flags for the ride-factor, but I was practically in tears of glee with the whimsy-factor of Disneyland.
hippomonki:
well if you could read my thoughts you would know that the bile thing was 100% sarcasm, and if you could read my other thoughts, well yay, any how... hope you had a good turkey day!
E ooo aaa
mistereel:
would you do me a favor and steal that picture of the toilet for me? im so serious.
luminaire:
Dork, who wouldnt want to hear gay fantasies about *you*! I know I do. tongue

No more Rhymes now, I mean it. But! Does anybody want a peanut?

Im such a nerd...
louise:
haha. that's punny.

at my work we have phrases like "make your customer's day!" and "total shopping experience!" and "uncover needs!"

it's a little maddening. and now i'm a manager and have to peddle this shit to my associates. bah humcunt.