These middle-class kids are starring in the latest production of Absolutely No Street Credibility, the sequel to White Kids Who Try To Dress Like Clipse:
In other news, that NY cap was probably the silliest purchase I've made in the past three years. The fact I also came home with four pairs of fake Millionaires just compounds it.
Wrecked some drunk westies and Hachem-channeling geeks at a tournament at The Pokerdome last week. My housemate Alex and I went out and saw Lily Allen (probably the cutest girl in the world), then met up with James and Quigley in Newtown.
We all bought into a game at $20, and I ended up coming first on the table. I was so rich. The guy who came second was so obviously cheating -- he'd lay his head down on the table as the cards were dealt so he could sneak a quick peek at what I had. I was, like, 'mate, if you're going to cheat, make it a little less obvious.' And he's all 'piss off, I'm going to cash out.' And I'm all 'it's a tournament game, you can't cash out.' He was extremely drunk and quite angry.
Shaved my head the other day, down to 0.6cm. It's a bit strange, and I'm not sure it was a good idea. It's significantly shorter than I've ever had it in my entire life. I don't think I'll ever get the clippers out again, but at least I know that if I go bald, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the entire world.
Bob Dylan on Wednesday. Oh shit, I am excited.
In other news, that NY cap was probably the silliest purchase I've made in the past three years. The fact I also came home with four pairs of fake Millionaires just compounds it.
Wrecked some drunk westies and Hachem-channeling geeks at a tournament at The Pokerdome last week. My housemate Alex and I went out and saw Lily Allen (probably the cutest girl in the world), then met up with James and Quigley in Newtown.
We all bought into a game at $20, and I ended up coming first on the table. I was so rich. The guy who came second was so obviously cheating -- he'd lay his head down on the table as the cards were dealt so he could sneak a quick peek at what I had. I was, like, 'mate, if you're going to cheat, make it a little less obvious.' And he's all 'piss off, I'm going to cash out.' And I'm all 'it's a tournament game, you can't cash out.' He was extremely drunk and quite angry.
Shaved my head the other day, down to 0.6cm. It's a bit strange, and I'm not sure it was a good idea. It's significantly shorter than I've ever had it in my entire life. I don't think I'll ever get the clippers out again, but at least I know that if I go bald, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the entire world.
Bob Dylan on Wednesday. Oh shit, I am excited.
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traceelement:
you with a shaved head zomg! 
shifter:
So, being the hip hop fellow that you are, I thought I might inquire as to your opinions on Public Enemy, Cypress Hill and the Wu-Tang Clan. Pray tell?