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A Valentine's Day Celebration.

Alternative Valentine's card #1 :



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Some heartwarming confessions from NotProud.com (one of them is mine) :

"im a 24year old guy, last week i went to the park wearing womens lingerie under my normal clothes and sucked another guy off"

"I want my bf to fuck me and make me moan like a whore."

"I masturbate. A lot. About 10 times a day, or even more. I have a girlfriend but she doesnt live in the same town as mine. When we're together I masturbate 1 or 2 times a day, even if we have sex. I think I'm a wrong person. And my cock is getting hard now, I'm going to masturbate in a 5 minutes' time."

"I lust for boobies, and will get them any way i can!"

"my girlfriend wants to gaffer tape my cock up and make me wear a fanny wig cut into the shape of a Swastika. Is that normal?"

"I ate my wife's pussy after I fucked her and I didn't mind the taste of my cum. This doesn't mean I am gay does it?"

"Man i wanna tap this chick"

"I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the little pink ones. They are my bitches."

"I'm tired of this crap. I love my wife, and I love my God. I'm sick of Satan kicking my ass with pornography, and I'm going to fight it actively from now on. If I don't, then I'll end up getting kicked around the spiritual battlefield time and again for who knows how long. Thanks, Jesus, for clearing my name."

Meanwhile, on Group Hug :

"i shit in my school toilet and didn't flush.
instead i put a firecracker inside and lighted a josstick and attached it to the fuse.
The thing blew up and the whole toilet was splattered wit my shit"