fimbis:
Thank you kiss
yesenia:
lol you are too fucking hilarious, i think i love you
slave326667:
Hilarious, I genuinely enjoyed this.

In was an intern for a marketing division in san fran once... It's incredible how blunt these people are about exactly how obvious and plainly moronic some of these messages are. I was told once "we don't dictate marketing stategy, the people do... Unfortunately, this makes marketing look completely stupid... Am I saying people are generally stupid? Yeah, I think so."
They also compared things that relate to power to an image of a throbbing, veiny, cock... Absurd, but oh so accurate.
finella:
I have messaged you on here and like, three times on Facebook. Can you get in touch with me please?
_smurfzilla_:
That article made me giggle.. a lot. ^_^
cane:
Gorgeous, it means alot to me that you like our set! .. you made me smile.kiss <3
discordia:
cu cu i love u :*
thefuckoffkid:
Boobs. smile
exning:
Yayyyy we get to hang out soon! I'll be out there for more than a day this time smile
mighty0:
i love you for your sarcasm and fun talking. But me being an intelligent and sensitive man (hah I exist!) just don't watch these spots. I never identified with the men in the commercials who were all just drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and work in mindless offices...
ronintally:
You can get married over there at 14?? Wow, as long as there aren't any dirty pictures for the next 5 years!
finella:
I have sent you numerous emails on SG and through FB regarding the dreads you were supposedly going to send me. Can you please respond to me as soon as possible? I have been trying to contact you for a month now!
kelpie_:
saw the addition to your chest piece on instagram-and I can't wait to see it done! xo
wit:
Hell City!!!!!!!!!! smile
lego:
kisskisskiss
brulee:
YOU are gorgeous! love
Are you coming up for Hell City?
chloeattack:
you're cute ARRR!!!
kingbee:
i love smile
butterfest:
woman... i think i am in love with how your brain works. smile
and boobs. yes. those too.
erinsia114:
You are fantastic! love
finella:
Once again.. PLEASE respond to the messages i've sent you?!!
yesenia:
so fucking awesome hanging out again!!! hope you made the flight ok
yesenia:
holy shit!!!!! haha glad you made it! my flight was delayed and there were some issues with over booking so i almost missed it. then i almost missed my second flight because my first plane was so late. i was running through the cleveland airport swerving through people, worst hangover on top of it. thought i was going to throw up a few times. we made it though! yay!
gaslight:
I'm totally OK with being marketed to with boobs and badass 'manly' type things.
gogoponypanic:
Also, if you look for it, sitcoms are full of fat, unattractive, idiotic men doing ridiculously stupid things that their smart, beautiful and usually more successful than them, wife overlooks and /or fixes for them. A perfect example of this is the show King of Queens.