I wasn't aware you had offspring. Then again, I'm fairly ignorant as to the goings-on around here.

I wish you continued happiness, but better dates. Until next time....

By the way, inform me if you and MLE still plan on going to a Philly strip club. I'm so in.

You poor little thing.... I hate when people give up on love. That makes me sound like one of those mushy ass people... I've found that instead of the outlook you have just keep the thoughts that you're not looking for anything, and you could careless if anything came up. And that's when you find something lovely.


Yeah, that's probably not what you want to hear....
You can donate your genitalia to me... I always wanted one of my own...