INT. Daytime.
The sun is pouring viciously through the floor to ceiling windows of this SUBWAY. It's about 4:00pm. The tables are askew, there are uncleaned messes on the floor. It is obvious it has been busy, and it shows on the employee's faces.
There are two employees. One is behind the counter, while the other is in the back washing dishes.
Three somewhat regular customers enter. Two males, (of no consequence) and a female only slightly comparable to Darryl Hannah, but entirely devoid of charm.
The FIRST MALE CUSTOMER walks right up to the counter, and waits patiently while the YOUNG MAN behind the counter is changing out tomatoes. The SECOND MALE CUSTOMER sits down at a crooked table next to the window.
The YOUNG MAN behind the counter is about 20. He's of medium build, short army style blond hair. He hasn't shaved in a few days. He's frustrated but trying his best to hide it.
The YOUNG MAN hears the female customer's voice.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
What are you doing?
YOUNG MAN:
Stocking tomatoes... (with sarcasm)cool huh?
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
(mock sarcasm)It's about time you SUBWAY employees worked.
YOUNG MAN:
That's funny. We'll see if you get a sandwhich.
The YOUNG MAN knows this un charming FEMALE CUSTOMER was only joking, but it really isn't the time for him. He plays it off in the same manner she was attempting.
The YOUNG MAN finishes with the tomatoes and helps the FIRST MALE CUSTOMER. He's polite and doesn't make a fuss. It's just a normal customer/employee exchange. Until the FEMALE CUSTOMER starts in again.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
(to YOUNG MAN)You don't shave often do you?
YOUNG MAN:
Who, me? I don't know. It's been a busy week I guess, plus I don't really like shaving.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
Why not? You want to look tough or something?
YOUNG MAN:
No. I usually break out, and it takes too much time. I guess It's just not that important to me.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
I don't like guys who don't shave.
The YOUNG MAN appears un phased by her statement, but doesn't let it go. He put's the MALE CUSTOMER'S sandwich aside, and looks at the FEMALE.
YOUNG MAN:
Why are you telling me this? Is it some sort of primitive mating ritual? Are you letting me know that we could date if I shaved? I ask because I've watched a lot of nature programs and I don't recall anything about the lioness making it clear to the lion that if he removed the clumps of shit from his fur she would mate with him. Maybe I'm not understanding.</center>
The FEMALE CUSTOMER is caught off guard. She is dumbfounded that this YOUNG MAN took so much offense to her backhanded comment.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
I guess it's kind of like that.
YOUNG MAN:
I see. Well, thanks, but I'm not interested.
The sun is pouring viciously through the floor to ceiling windows of this SUBWAY. It's about 4:00pm. The tables are askew, there are uncleaned messes on the floor. It is obvious it has been busy, and it shows on the employee's faces.
There are two employees. One is behind the counter, while the other is in the back washing dishes.
Three somewhat regular customers enter. Two males, (of no consequence) and a female only slightly comparable to Darryl Hannah, but entirely devoid of charm.
The FIRST MALE CUSTOMER walks right up to the counter, and waits patiently while the YOUNG MAN behind the counter is changing out tomatoes. The SECOND MALE CUSTOMER sits down at a crooked table next to the window.
The YOUNG MAN behind the counter is about 20. He's of medium build, short army style blond hair. He hasn't shaved in a few days. He's frustrated but trying his best to hide it.
The YOUNG MAN hears the female customer's voice.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
What are you doing?
YOUNG MAN:
Stocking tomatoes... (with sarcasm)cool huh?
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
(mock sarcasm)It's about time you SUBWAY employees worked.
YOUNG MAN:
That's funny. We'll see if you get a sandwhich.
The YOUNG MAN knows this un charming FEMALE CUSTOMER was only joking, but it really isn't the time for him. He plays it off in the same manner she was attempting.
The YOUNG MAN finishes with the tomatoes and helps the FIRST MALE CUSTOMER. He's polite and doesn't make a fuss. It's just a normal customer/employee exchange. Until the FEMALE CUSTOMER starts in again.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
(to YOUNG MAN)You don't shave often do you?
YOUNG MAN:
Who, me? I don't know. It's been a busy week I guess, plus I don't really like shaving.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
Why not? You want to look tough or something?
YOUNG MAN:
No. I usually break out, and it takes too much time. I guess It's just not that important to me.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
I don't like guys who don't shave.
The YOUNG MAN appears un phased by her statement, but doesn't let it go. He put's the MALE CUSTOMER'S sandwich aside, and looks at the FEMALE.
YOUNG MAN:
Why are you telling me this? Is it some sort of primitive mating ritual? Are you letting me know that we could date if I shaved? I ask because I've watched a lot of nature programs and I don't recall anything about the lioness making it clear to the lion that if he removed the clumps of shit from his fur she would mate with him. Maybe I'm not understanding.</center>
The FEMALE CUSTOMER is caught off guard. She is dumbfounded that this YOUNG MAN took so much offense to her backhanded comment.
FEMALE CUSTOMER:
I guess it's kind of like that.
YOUNG MAN:
I see. Well, thanks, but I'm not interested.
xoxo
Sunshine