Cicadas are freaky creatures. There's the sound and they're just big enough to creep you out when they come in for a bombing run on your face. I can honestly say I am only a fan from a safe distance.
That seems like a pretty good outlook on life. My friend seems to live that way and he has hot girls throwing themselves at him all the time. He is currently about halfway into living his own Penthouse letter. So fingers crossed you'll have half his luck.
And good luck with the not smoking thing. No one likes lung cancer.
