I'm glad I surfed on to this journal entry. Imagining britney spears in a backwards fishnet shirt with nothing under it while you stare at her attempting to be polite is the best visual i've had in days...
Check out my journal . I'd trade Britney nipples for MY day in a heart beat .
When I take over the world it will not only be legal to beat assholes , it will be encouraged .
I was just thinking about you....I'm watching the movie SLC Punk on IFC , and there was a girl at the beginning of the movie that looked JUST LIKE YOU . I only got a brief look , but I swear . Weird .
That is SO grrrrreat!!! What a day, huh? You should messed with that dudes head and said you were a hermaphrodite that wears a padded bra to hide your 3rd boob or something...I don't know, I can never think of anything good to say to those weirdos.
So did Britney have a big old entourage? I'm sure. And that annoying southern accent- ugh. You should have found a spare pin to pop her boobs with. Settle that whole "I just gained weight and my boobs grew 8 sizes" baloney. Hope tomorrow's better!
good stories. despite what happened, a 4 hour shift sounds lovely. and i'm with clovesbud - brit's tits are a big deal. how lucky for you.
i'm sorry i didn't get to see you when i was out there .. i know you were busy with school projects + nye festivities. digdug did point out your store to me, though, so i got a smidgen of alice in. it'll have to do for now.
Eww, Britney Too bad you didn't have a camera. You could have taken a picture and sold it on e-bay. Oh, well, whoever looks at the security tapes prolly got it already.
too bad the photographer and Britney weren`t there at the same time. you could have said "pardon me sir, my breasts aren`t for sale but i believe that young ladies are."
You know, I am not sure if I would recognize Britney if she came into my store. No, wait, I could just compare her face to the singing Britney dolls we have. Did I mention I work in an ART AND CRAFT supply store? Why we have them, I do not know. So I guess not recognizeing a big celebrity says a couple things about me. I am either oblivious or I don't care.
I used to work at a Victoria Secret in a mall. We were supposed to help with fittings. Cute girls never seemed to need them. *sigh*
Too bad you didn't have a camera. You could have taken a picture and sold it on e-bay. Oh, well, whoever looks at the security tapes prolly got it already.
oh how i envy you, dear alice. E-N-V-Y!!!!!!!!