I am overthinking things of late, but this seems to be the sort of thing that one or the other memebr of the relationship will regret... Not that I much care.
You are quite right, of course -and look, my inability to spell stays with me! In the interest of levity -and not going to work in anything that approaches a timely fashion:
Zhang Ziyi
Gong Li
Eva Mendes
Cecile de France
I think I'd prefer dinner, versus a roll in the hay, tho'. Good food, good conversation, good wine...
Boxer rebellion?