Do I dare ask how?

Got lucky?

Well, I guess I should envy you, but instead I say: congratulations!

Did iit involve sex? i bet it involved sex...

Did it involve spanking?

Oooooooo.........you lucky, lucky girl.

Peeling potatoes *is* a great way to pass an evening!

I'm positive he's thinking the same thing!
Lucky guy!

Is it getting warm in here???


And do you know, I've never HAD chicken cacciatore!
How do you make it?
And don't say on a picnic table!

I will have to keep that one in mind

Thanks I'm getting a little better with it every day. Still scary though.

Hence the "suckers" comment.

How are you feeling today?

I'm gladdened to hear of improvements to your condition. Perhaps you really will be better by Friday.

You try to raise them to respect your values, and this is what you get. Oi.

Make sure there's a unicorn on it, then. Something you can use to embarass the hell out of her when she gets older.

Hope you have a good day.