I am an artist by trade -- not a tattoo artist, just the pen and ink kind -- and I have designed many of my wife's tattoos and some for our friends as well. I would be happy to help you out and create a design for you.
However, we are in the midst of moving this week and I will be offline for about ten days or so. If you can wait I'll be willing to put your ideas down on paper for you. I can't recommend a Portland tattoo artist, but after we get settled I plan to walk into every place in town to find our new artist -- my wife can't last too long without ink injections.
Hello, if you don't mind me moving the conversation here, how do you know of Northampton characters?
Also, for whatever it's worth, those aluminum bottles have been used in Japan for a number of years. The first time I saw one I was really weirded out. I have one from Sprite that has English on one side and Japanese on the other.
Oh god, you're all going to think I'm so weird, but I kinda have a phobia of drinking things in cans...I can't do it! I have to have glass bottles or nothing! I guess I'm all paranoid that the aluminum will leach out of the can and into the beverage and then you ingest it, and then NO GOOD can come from it!!
P.S. Your profile pic is way hot... Can't wait for the set!!