prozach:
Yeah, this site's gone down the drain, you're one of the last one's left. What happened to the members?
vinylgypsy:
all that comes to mind is a line from a seinfeld episode...

"well..good luck with all that."
abigorna:
biggrin
brookelynne:


"I have this desire/dream if you will to be my wives husband so to speak and to be made by her! I think it sounds fun. "

What?
b57913:
I'm going to use the line "want my cock for breakfast?" on all the ladies.
owlgirl:
Good luck on the GRE. I could pimp out my ex to you...he got something like a 700 on the math subject and is now in the I.V. league studying something geometrical.
hotpockets:
Whiskey?
sydni:
hey, you're my friend now? SWEET!
sydni:
you're like magic.
hapworth:
I don't think I've ever actually posted in your journal before, so I wanted to stop by and say hello.

And, also tell you that you are pretty cool ... for a nerd.
camdenroad:
the name of the rose. I have started it twice and never finished it. I don't know why . it must have been fifteen years ago. you have just reminded me of unfinished business

fredfarnance:
Damn good thing I never sent in all those pervy emails.
I would put down solid money that at least one of those emails was a desperate attempt to get you to haul them out and discipline them publicly, you have just made someone a very happy person.

If you like Eco you should pick up some Iain Pears
The Dream of Scipio and An Instance of the Fingerpost are both outstanding.

jurasic:
wow...those are pretty graphic...I get weird mails sometimes...but girls usually just say...you have cute kids...you seem cool...we should get together...uhuh uhuh uhuh...

I just want to be left alone... frown
presence:
haha people crack me up
i love the mask!
hyperboy:
Wow, seriously, people are fucked up. How could anybody write any of that and actually think that it makes sense to do so.
puke

Why guys have a bad name, brought to you in part by Al.

lol.

I can't wait till I have a degree and can start thinking about the higher levels. Eventually.....
bonedaddyjim:
It's true, line integrals and differential equations are gross. I think a good thing to do on the Math Subject GRE is pick up the free easy questions in the miscellaneous categories - combinatorics/number theory/topology/algebra.

You'll do fine. God wants more cute girls to study higher math, so it's pretty much fated that you'll rock the exam.

acetracer:

Message:
My name is Jay I am live in Houston, Texas. I am 35 years old and I find you to be a beautiful intriguing woman. I am a lawyer, so, please no lawyer jokes. I am interested in knowing you on an intellectual level and many other levels. I accept the parameters you have mentioned in your dating profile and yes I will cook barbeque for breakfast! Let's start some dialogue.
Please!


This one is by far my favorite. It makes me imagine him writing this out on his practice's letterhead.

klu:
wow, i thought my messeges were bad, sweet, so i am not tbe biggest loser, yes!
Hope your finger feels better.
Good Luck with the GRE! smile
thenonstopdancer:
I watched your Habit u r so EVIL ilove you and i want to fuck u so badly-all the time

Apple marketing is teaching stupid people to spell bad .
ash:
Hi al,
My name is ash. I am a geek over here in chicago and I was wondering if maybe we could have sex .. you know, with one another I mean. Let me know if you are already having sex right now .. or if maybe you would like some sex later. Because Im full of sex ... that Id like to have, ya know .. with you and stuff. Thanks
~@sh

bonedaddyjim:

bonedaddyjim said:
You'll do fine. God wants more cute girls to study higher math, so it's pretty much fated that you'll rock the exam.



Okay, maybe it's me that wants more cute girls to study higher math. But I still think you'll do fine.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." -- Peter O'Toole.



[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 10:07PM]
pekopoko:
Whoa. As misanthropic as my "direct" emails can be, I hope I don't suck quite that bad. Perhaps almost that bad. But not quite that bad.

Happy Sunday Madam.
painangel:
Lets all play internet weirdo Mad Libs

Dear [favorite SG],
Hi my name is [insert name].
I really love your [insert body part/object of affection]
I would really like to [insert favorite action] [insert body part from above]
I dream everday about us [insert odd personal habit here] together.

Secretly yours,
[Insert Name] AKA Internet Weirdo
goblinboots:
Ha ha ha!! I just checked out Dinosaur Comics. I can't beleive that I'm a Paleo student and I've never seen these before. Once again, I think you're my new hero!!
goblinboots:
Ha ha ha!! I just checked out Dinosaur Comics. I can't beleive that I'm a Paleo student and I've never seen these before. Once again, I think you're my new hero!!