i'm a very selfish person. which is why i suck at relationships. so my advice to you Ms. Party Pants is enjoy everyday, and try not to worry about anything.

I'm certainly cheap.

oh, and a hooker.

Only fags doubt themselves and talk about their feelings. Sheesh. Stop being such a homo.

oral:forever;money:grrrrrr;free advice:what other way to show people their stupidity and possibly make your world a little more fun...even if it's made without some fringe considerations.

rockon

It was worth it.

"I wish that I knew what I know now...when I was younger"

If a woman wants oral she should get a girlfriend. Oral is a girl's job like washing up and knitting.

Hmmm, more sex, more burnt calories, pants fit better....It could be a "new" exercise routine!

I hate you.

Hah! pwnage.

Funny, cause I was thinking about doing that anyways. Weirdo mind reader! Ugh. What a creep.

This one is totally better.

mmmkay?

It's only because i'm jealous.

Besides, you know that you have me whipped. This is just a small form of futile rebellion. I know i'll pay for it later.

Pfft. Stop kidding yourself, and give me some other assinine way to mock you.

I found Randy's Halloween costume.

you? at home, on camera? on a friday night?

what's wrong with this picture?

don't you realize many of us live vicariously through you?

that's a big responsibility, dude!

xoxox

p.s.: pillow shams? aren't your sheets and stuff supposed to be made of rubber or such?

xoxox

I not stoopid. I would kneel at your feet for hours.