How could we have gotten from there to here without getting married along the way?

No one comes hard in New York without me!

He IS gay for me!

*bow*

I was thinking the same thing about you guys.

All this sandwich action between my gay lover and you is all in YOUR head.

Only if I can get the footlong tubesteak special.

Not intentionally, but now that you mention it, did it work?

but if you find the word "tubesteak" sexy, that's hot.

*cream*

Can you do the high pitched thing too? It gives me like six boners at the same time.

She knows all about the sexy, high-pitched voice.

Does it start with a D and end in -ONG?

Oh. I was gonna say diphthong. What a grammer nerd. Two vowels are way hotter than some Chinese dude with bad facial hair anyways.

hmmm penis size....I wish I was confident enough to play a girl......although I have played a girl as in dressed up like one and acted like a little girl...but that is not to be discussed

Actually now that I think about it, could you talk dirty in latin? That's my new thing now.

Oh
my
god.

That's hot.

Not quite as good:

You know, I addressed the "why do guys play women" part of your question, but I didn't address the "why do women fall for it" part of your question. To be honest, I have no idea. They've never fallen for it with me.

Will you put your chocolate in my peanut butter?

I couldn't figure out how to work Journey to the Big Booty Diner in there so I stuck with that one.

guys are generally obsessed with their penis size because we all want to be the best a woman's ever had; better than any guy before us. Then some of us grow the fuck up and start looking for women who will like us just the way we are.

I see how it is. You just wanted to hang out with Jarod last night. His gay is mightier than mine. Its understandable.

Also, you look cute in curlers!

What color?

Snazzy. Have fun this weekend.

Dont forget me. Or Jarod.

I'm new to the site, and am still browsing around getting up to speed. What a fascinating group of people!!

My thoughts are:
Men are obsessed with penis size because within reason, it DOES matter. It's not the ONLY thing that matters, maybe not even the most important thing. But it's naive to think it's irrelevant.

Men are also obsessed with it because society and culture seem to be obsessed with it. I am also on a board that is a support group for those well-endowed. Someone posted a thread there on size references in popular culture. Pages and pages and pages of people pointing out movies or TV shows that referred to large endowment. I was fascinated at how pervasive it is.

And, I can't speak for why men run around....for most men, it's just instict. It's hardwired in them somehow.

And in reference to your last comment, can I possibly help fund the trip to LA for another set?? I'll be glad to take one for the team, so to speak.

[Edited on Nov 02, 2004 11:22AM]