lol nooooo!!!!!!!
omg babe u look so adorable in ur default pic ooh i wanna kish u!!=]

hehe im no tease mamas=]

No FREAKIN way. That was too fucking cool. Thanks for sharing that.

I seriously couldn't stop the tears.

I agree....but I shaved it off four days ago. Maybe that has something to do with it???

I nixed the nix on my manhood. The world is sooooooo much happier now. Didn't you feel it??

if you are actually dying, i am going to kill you.

HA! I did this a few days ago, too much fun.

Man I giggled like a fool for an hour at least.

Anyhoo, I am headed out, wanted to send you a little bit of love and a Happy Holidays my dear.

I love the "Elfed" thing. I did it last year. It's more awesome than a bag full of awesomesauce . I especially love the cocoabutter creme face elf!
xoxo

what? why?

Now i will be having nightmares of elves.

See......my manhood is still in tact, even without the beard......

before:



and after......




I'm still cracking up over elfing myself.......didn't know I was such a fancy dancer.......

take care


james

You're FAT!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

*slowly backs away........runs!*

hey, calm down before your water breaks.

It's in the mail, trust.

well, you can stuff that little foot back up your vajay because it's on it's way.
promise.

got, that was terrible.

This is true.

How could I forget the first time I let you into my ass.