dorwayin:
psssh, I got like thirty more weeks than that. Damn those carbs.
hemightbegiant:
You've got nothing on me. wink
gadget:
that's a good question. I think I need to know.
afterbirth:
Dude I SO listen to your band!
Perhaps you didn't bother looking at my page the day your tune was on my Last.fm list.
I was hoping you'd notice, but oh well...
afterbirth:
Wait - is that your actual, um, belly?
afterbirth:
Haha!

I just realized you're a MILF!!!!
gadget:
I hadn't even noticed the arms.