I thought that first picture was a sheep
You look soooo cute in your groomers outfit.
And I know what you mean. Guys wonder why the women on here often don't give them a chance. But, it is because they are sooooo tired of the stupid ones screwing things up for everyone else. Is it so hard to act like a normal person online? Would you walk up to a random girl in a bar and just show her your penis? Would you say hi to someone at school and then expect her to have sex with you 5 minutes later because she said hello back?
Sorry, end of rant
that must suck to be cute and not an sg, able to get anybody zotted with a word. on second thought, you probably could get folks zotted with no trouble.
At first I thought that first picture was some kind of fucked up hairless ox getting milked. Keep in mind I didn't read anything & didn't see the second picture lol.
-K