4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't
have e-mail addresses.
6 When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7 When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 0 " to
get an outside line.
11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9
I love it, thanks for reminding us how retarded we are.