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Okay so as you'd expect from someone with mild socialphobic/agoraphobic tendencies and a healthy dose of laziness, I sometimes have trouble getting myself to leave the house on my day off. I mean-- yeah I've got shit to do, but if I'm going to go out I'll have to take a shower... brush my teeth... find clean clothes... I can hear my downstairs neighbor has his door open-- I'd probably have to talk to him... I think I'll just stay here drinking coffee and watching daytime tv.

But today I think I have a genuine excuse for not leaving. I often park my car on the street in front of this church about a block away, because I don't have a parking permit for my neighborhood yet, and the block that the church is on is free public parking. Well I look out the window when I get up this morning... and there's some HUGE funeral going on over at the church. There's swarms of people all dressed up, orange cones set up to block off areas of the street... like where my car is parked. The hearse is double parked next to my car. I think I stole their space.

So what am I going to do-- go out there and ask them to move it so I can get out? I feel guilty enough that my car is even there. Shit! I'm stuck here. Oh well, at least there's coffee and daytime tv.