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abbsolut

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Monday Jul 30, 2007

Jul 30, 2007
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Well HELLOOOO all of my little SG buddies and slutties....

So here is an update on my life that i shall post in list format for easy reading.

1. The issue with my rent seems to be (at this particular point in time) resolved... Hooray for Mommy and Daddy.

2. Though said drama was resolved... I still have absolutely no money... and I am either going to have to become an exotic dancer ( can any of you ladies that work at a gentlemens club help me out with that?)

3. I think I am going to get a job as a coctail waitress..(on top of being a stripper) for they can have facial piercings and wear slutty clothes while they work.

4. I gave myself bangs!

5. I need a sugar daddy (and no, not the candy)

6. My set is scheduled for Aug. 11th! keep your fingers crossed guys

7. I love all my SG buddies... especially my SG girlfriends... Mercie, Wildy, Churtch, Sparrow and Vivid... They chat it up as often as I do!

8. I believe i have been E-Married on SG a total of 5 times.... when do i start collecting my divorce settlements?

9. My iPod is broken.

10.I dont like it when people use my digital camera to take gay pictures of themselves... If i wanted a picture of u.. i would take it.... FUCKERS.


LOVE U ALL MWAH!!!!!!!
If anyone in CBUS knows of any coctail jobs or exotic dancer jobs that they can hook me up with... I will return the favor... sexually of course...
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
darkwest:
hearing the good news sounds its gonna be awesome when you start working ( look me up for a sugar daddy wink wink lol ) Take care
DW love biggrin
Jul 31, 2007
alkalineme:
So .... HI
Aug 4, 2007

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