You should go out to Woolworths or Coles and go to their little health food section and look for the colour purple. You'll find some soy chocolate. There's also almond (in red) and, if you're really lucky. rice crisp in blue. I want you to humour me and buy one. They cost about $1.75 apiece or so. And eat it. Seriously. The stuff rocks. It's like milk chocolate, only a little bit milder. But it doesn't taste like wierd health food as you're imagining.
And then you'll see how lucky you are to live in upside down land where they actually have intentionally vegan chocolate (as opposed to dark chocolate).
The Lewis chess set is a set of black & white ivory chess pieces in the British Museum which were found on the Isle of Lewis. They are the only surviving complete medieval set in the British Isles (I think) and were thought to have been buried in dunes by a merchant who was fleeing, probably from Vikings. As the set was found only recently, it is a good bet the merchant didn't flee hard enough. The museum sells replicas at about AUD$70 each. A friend of mine who is a Qantas pilot picks one up for me every now and then when he flies to London. Learn something new every day.
And be serious about what you eat. There is soy, there is chocolate. It is unnatural to put the 2 together.
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