You missed Virginia's plethora!

It's illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary AND with the lights on! Sex in the dark ONLY! Oral and anal sex are also illegal. Sex without marriage? Illegal. I think some of them are to have something extra to charge rapists with, but then again, Virginia Beach DOES have Pat Robertson as a resident...

Haa,If you make a profit from having sex with said animal,could they then nail you for prostitution?
sorry....i'm baked,and you have the best blog ever

PS- If your very careful,firearms can be used for both purposes

I couldn't read the second one without thinking Master Bates.

Keep'em coming. I'm a fan of random bits of information.

"The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal."

I'm such a fuckin' outlaw. I never knew how literally...

Haha your blogs are amazing! And you have some pretty crazy laws over there...I wonder what strange British rules we've come up with. Hope all is going well with you

Don't insult my cookies you bastard... they're yummy. And taste NOTHING of burnt.

The trout law is not surprising in the least. We Minnesotans are freaks. I always wondered what ice fishing was really all about... now I know.