I'll have to figure out how to get that video off my phone. I'm pretty sure there is also a clip of Blanch trying to suffocate me with her boobies.

I'm sorry about the girlfriend thing Sometimes you get to the point in a relationship where you feel like you should stay together because you have been together for so long, but it just isn't right anymore. That's always a hard decision to make and I'll admit it's one I have never been strong enough to make. Us ladies just make our guys miserable and then leave it up to them to decide what to do. We are lazy

I'm sorry man. I wish I could even think of a halfway reasonable answer for you in that aspect. Shit, maybe I would still be married if that were the case Yeah, fuck that.
Sometime soon my son, I am going to hand you a bottle of bourbon and explain all of lifes' mysteries. Either that or we will just really fucked up and puke on stuff

lol so it kind of sounds like you are having Zach's problem. Women..I hate to say it..but...are all the same in that aspect. I know it seems like we are getting mad for no reason...we aren't. I know it seems like we are getting upset over the stupidest things...we are. It's usually something completely different that we have suppressed...and the little things are what bring the emotions out in large explosions of crazy bitchiness. For me it's this big pile of stuff that I can't get over. And every time something new, even as tiny and insignificant as a lap dance, gets dropped on top of the pile it pushes me over the edge. And I could get over it and move on...but I don't feel like he feels bad for any of it. I don't feel like he's sorry he hurt my feelings. So I can't let it go.

And yes...I HAVE said all these things to him. I don't think he listens anymore...