Friday Aug 20, 2010

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The more time I spend here, the less I seem to belong.

*wanders off*

*might or might not wander back*

Sunday Aug 15, 2010

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Yesterday I bought the carcass of a Harley off a preacher.

Any questions why I love the South?
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threadlocker:

Sadly, no. I don't live in Kennesaw.

auriga:

"Yesterday I bought the carcass of a Harley off a preacher."
That could be the makings of a song.

Saturday Aug 07, 2010

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Awesome crashproof motorcycle!


Friday Jul 30, 2010

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I actually want to see this film, copied here if you don't read Digg:



The action scenes look rather good and the special effects I can live with. The Chinese Opera style acting I can live with too. More than anything I simply want to support what appears to be a nascent industry.
dryad:

tongue thanks smile

Thursday Jul 29, 2010

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Associated Press says 2011 is going to be bleaker than 2010.
Break out the D-word, boys.

Of course it's going to be bleaker. This adminstration has fuck-all idea about what it's doing. Things should get better in 2010 when Barry's bunch in Congress gets turfed in favor of Republicans, and businesses can breathe easier knowing that he's not going to be...
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Wednesday Jul 07, 2010

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So there's going to be a "Smurfs" movie.

Lest you 20something folks complain that your childhood is being violated, and what the fuck does an almost-40 year old prick like me know about this shit, I'll remind you that there was a FIRST wave of Smurfamania amongst kids in the 70s, so I've seen it twice.

The first was in the francophone...
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v_veen:

In the trailer there will be at least one record scratch noise.
The Smurfs will drive a taxi, a few using the pedals, a few steering. They will have a fare who will say, "So, where are you guys from?"
The Smurfs will dress up in a trench coat to impersonate a human.
There will be a restaurant scene where a woman spots the smurfs and screams "Rats!".
A smurf will end up swimming in soup and/or an aquarium.

v_veen:

Smurfette getting a makeover. Tim Gunn will make a cameo to say, "You smurf it, girl."
If it's really bad, a blue balls joke. A few kids parking, the boy says, "But, Cindy, if you don't they'll turn blue" while the Smurfs are in the backseat.
One of the Smurfs will get tipsy.
There will be breakdancing.
There may be City Smurfs to contrast with the country Smurfs, from Smurf Village. Leather, sunglasses, fast talking, 'street smart'.

Wednesday Jun 23, 2010

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X to the Z



This song is. Awesome.

Sunday Jun 13, 2010

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An oldie, but a goodie

and it cracks me the FUCK up every time


Sunday Jun 06, 2010

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There are three related words in French.

pcher means fishing. pcher means to sin. pche is peach


But I've never met a Frenchman who thought that peachfishing was a sin.


(Note: this is an ORIGINAL observation turned joke. If you like it you MUST credit me wink )
dryad:

I approve. Foreign wordplay!

Saturday May 22, 2010

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auriga:

Ha!

cairo:

There are a few details of this FAQ that I find problematic, but it's full of good info and will hopefully help you understand your friends a little better: Trans 101