My work crush asked me to read over a pamphlet for an event, and my boss spelled "prophecy" with an s instead of a c.

My crush didn't believe me when I told her it was spelled wrong, so I Googled it, and she accidentally hit the back button, and went back to the home screen, so she hit the Internet browser button...

The...
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So, I'm a receiver and cashier at a small gift shop in a "spiritual" nonprofit's visitor's center. I should say, in advance, that I kind of hate my job just because I'm very passionate about science, and I know, if not a lot, probably more than most, and the place where I work misuses sciencey-sounding terms like "energy" and "quantum" to...
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Hey everybody! I just wanted to give a shout-out to @meridah's new set! Go check it out! It's awesomeness! Let's help her go pink!

meridah:
💋💋💋

Me originally: I'll just have a beer. No harm done.

Me when my six-year-old brother, Josh, gets off the bus: "AAAAY MOTHAFUCKA!!"