Getting ready for date night and the girl calls. It looks like I no longer have a girlfriend.

Nothing like being dumped right before your birthday.

shake_the_disease:
Ha, thanks. Happy Birthday, btw! Sorry to hear about the girl situation. Shitty timing, no doubt.
caraphernelia:
what? this is terrible -.-

We are calling one of my co-workers "Patient Zero" because he brought a head cold into the office and managed to spread it to everyone around him, including me.

I had plans for this weekend. too bad I'm all doped up on cold meds. going to make more tea.

why is it when I spend my money on me I'm cheating on her. A friend's wife told me that I need a good woman in my life and I asked her to point one out to me because I don't think I've ever seen one. I thought that I had finally found one but I'm not sure about that...
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The moment that the girl realized that my birthday is the weekend after valentine's day. It's not like I had a calendar with me in the womb.

She has keeps saying it's bullshit that she is buying her own valentine's dinner and all I can say is I'm probably going to spend more on roses, chocolate and jewelry, that pretty...
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The girl and a couple of her friends were baking cookies and couldn't resist flirting with her with some really cheesy pick-up lines. I hit her with "hey babe I think you sat in some sugar because you have a really sweet ass". Her friends are all like awwww and she looks at me and says "my hands are dirty can you dust it...
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I spent most of yesterday taking down Christmas ornaments. The girl came to the realization that she did go overboard with the staples when hanging up the Christmas lights, guess what is staying up forever.

caraphernelia:
oups XD fortunately, christmas lights are pretty :3
@missy @rambo
What is your favorite word? love
What is your least favorite word? layoff
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? emotionally
What turns you off? whining
What is your favorite curse word? fuck, I use it all the time
What sound or noise do you love? rolls royce merlin engine
What sound or noise do you hate? tire screech coming up behind...
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I fell asleep around 10:30 on new years eve. I was up for the countdown. I told the girl that all I wanted to do for new years was curl up in bed with her, maybe next year.

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I'm pretty sure that all that all guys have done a giggity watching their girl lick an ice cream cone. I found a parallel. I grabbed a cup of yogurt, shook it to mix it peeled the foil off and licked clean. The girl was just staring at me and said "yes please" and her girlfriend just started laughing and said "OK that's...
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I've been talking to the girl more and more frequently, its usually on my way into the office but today I got her call in the office. No big deal but when I said "Love you, bye" I get a bunch of heads popping up over my cube. I pretty much wanted to play Wack-a-Mole and smack all of them.

I am dating a...
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