I am one of those unfortunate few who seem to get all of the negative side effects from medication. My check-up with the doctor last week I asked about the change in my vision. I noticed it right after I started taking citalopram that my vision got a little fuzzy in the mornings, now it seems to be all day. I just turned 44 so...
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When I've had a fight with a woman that that was bad enough to make say loose my number I've always stuck to it. I met the girl for lunch on Saturday. I'm not sure exactly why I showed up, I feel like a sucker but it was actually a really great time. We talked for almost two hours without anyone looking...
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It's funny that you never remember someone's phone number. Once they have called you you savery it in your contacts. I was having a good day until I got a phone call from a number that I didn't recognize and made the mistake of answering it. I deleted the girls number from my phone, I should have blocked it.

I'm in...
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Getting ready for date night and the girl calls. It looks like I no longer have a girlfriend.

Nothing like being dumped right before your birthday.

shake_the_disease:
Ha, thanks. Happy Birthday, btw! Sorry to hear about the girl situation. Shitty timing, no doubt.
caraphernelia:
what? this is terrible -.-

We are calling one of my co-workers "Patient Zero" because he brought a head cold into the office and managed to spread it to everyone around him, including me.

I had plans for this weekend. too bad I'm all doped up on cold meds. going to make more tea.

why is it when I spend my money on me I'm cheating on her. A friend's wife told me that I need a good woman in my life and I asked her to point one out to me because I don't think I've ever seen one. I thought that I had finally found one but I'm not sure about that...
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The moment that the girl realized that my birthday is the weekend after valentine's day. It's not like I had a calendar with me in the womb.

She has keeps saying it's bullshit that she is buying her own valentine's dinner and all I can say is I'm probably going to spend more on roses, chocolate and jewelry, that pretty...
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The girl and a couple of her friends were baking cookies and couldn't resist flirting with her with some really cheesy pick-up lines. I hit her with "hey babe I think you sat in some sugar because you have a really sweet ass". Her friends are all like awwww and she looks at me and says "my hands are dirty can you dust it...
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I spent most of yesterday taking down Christmas ornaments. The girl came to the realization that she did go overboard with the staples when hanging up the Christmas lights, guess what is staying up forever.

caraphernelia:
oups XD fortunately, christmas lights are pretty :3