peabrain

Feh! Updates, shmupdates! I've barely even touched my blog in ages, and you people want this thing updated? Hmm....

Maybe later today, but I have so little to babble about now... at least so little to babble about that even *I'd* find interesting.

Ok, so I'm going to have to search around this site and make sure I can figure out how the fuck to make my userpic thing look less like I'm a goddamn mongoloid retard. WTF?

HaHAH! A post on here *not* complaining of insomnia, because I'm too *drunk* to be insomnomaniacalisticlessnessnosity-like. Er... :\ whatever.

Interesting... my last journal entry on here was referring to insomnia, and here I sit bored off my ass, at home on a friday night. P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c.

But hey, when you're feeling misanthropic, it's best to either a) wallow, b) go on a bender, c) get in a fight.

As I've already had my run-in with da poh-poh today, I'll avoid c), and b) seems to...
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i.n.s.o.m.n.i.a...

Except that it's not - I could go to sleep, but I don't. Very odd. I'm bored, and tired, but not sleeping.

I could be doing research, or writing up already done research, or like, reading something other than the int4rw3b.

But I'm not, so mebbe I'll try and sleep. Yep, that'd be wise.

Newspeak Dictionary:

age(n) : the subjective measure of one's relative distance to youth.

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Am, was, will be. I will have always been 29. I brook no dissent on this matter.

When one is 29 (as well as, I assume, 39), one magically ceases to age. It's nice, because it clears up the mystery of how on your birthday you wake up and don't feel...
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Mmmm... I suppose now that an actual friend of mine is up on this site, showin' her nekkid arse for all the world to see, it seems a bit cowardly to continue in complete "lurker" mode.

So here I go. De-lurking on a porn site. Only in America in the 21st century.

Yes, World, I may not be able to define "indecency", but I sure...
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