Last night I tried this thing that all the kids were talking about (a few years ago)....called crossfit.

My body wept and wailed like a wee babe who has no comprehendible vocabulary.

Once it was over, I committed myself to continue making my body cry in this manner for a month. Surely my body will have run out of tears by then...

I remember back in the day, I could easily find my favorite Suicide Girls and gawk at pictures from sets that I had saved. I miss those days. Now I have to wrack my brains to find my favorites from back in the day. Mostly to find that they, like all of my old friends on here, have moved on. Oh life....I suppose I...
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bza:
i miss that suicide girls.. :(
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bza:
you`re cute.
i like beards. confused
rubix:
hahah hows the bat man mask treating ya!?

so guess what- i didnt even need to give me co-workers a sicky-scarf- THEY ALL GOT FIRED!! it was nuts!! so im getting lots of hours- for now....
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I allowed my home to be invaded by a small consumers day tree. I'm not sure what I think of this.
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benten:
think im gonna go to the charity shop tomorrow. x x
rubix:
vegan cream cheese!? that is crazy!!! never seen it before!?

haha my xmas tree is awesome!!
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I just chilled in the ER for over two hours to get a band aid put on my hand. fuckers. at least I got a tetanus shot out of the deal....and a bill. most expensive band aid ever!
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troa:
That is ridiculous. They never help, just make things worse. Usually I go in and come out more sick than when I went in. Then again my immune system blows. I can't sleep and I'm watching a Cold Case marathon. I like the show, but I really just listen to the awesome music from the different eras. I've seen the Extenze commercial about 30 times. It makes me want a penis so that I may try to enlarge it. biggrin
brightredscream:
I had an awesome time smile
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For a lack of anything intelligent to say...

Falafel you are great,
Falafel you are grand
Falafel please tell me that I'm your only man

I like to hold you tightly,
I like the way you taste
Falafel I want you to be near while I play my bass

Falafel you're meat free,
I get you without sauce
I eat you till your...
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ororomunroe:
Yea oasis are dicks man.

And not even good enough to be dicks. Foo are good enough to be dicks. but they are so freakin cool.

SIck.. psh.. haha smile
ororomunroe:
i give it to NO ONE

mm beer boobs.
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What the Empire State Building needs is a full scale replica of King Kong hanging off of it....that my friends...would not only be rad...but be rad to the power of at least five. maybe 6, depending on if I could see up Fay Wray's (or any later incarnations of her character) dress....what? I'm horney right now...cut me some...
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itsy:
oh, i thought this appropriate, considering our recent conversations:

ororomunroe:
eeyo.
thanks for the extremely long - short message smile
and thanks for the b-day wished. AND when i was a kid my cousin said that if you eat broccoli you could breath under water cuz they are little trees. what a god damn liar.

Isnt clover field the worst movie ever?
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Welcome to the future.....ny city. population: me.
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brightredscream:
That's how I roll - I don't update for ages and then I make a mega blog! wink
itsy:
POOOOP!!!!!!



yeah i don't know why i just said that.