marlowe

And I am glad, yea glad with all my heart.


It's those humbling moments like these that make me wonder how many problems I may really have. I know that I make up a lot more to think about than I should, but it's times like these that make me want to make up more. Times when you are walking down the barren midnight streets...
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OK, so here's the deal. I want to see everyone who reads this commenting. I'm trying to get an idea of how many people actually read this shit.

yo' bitch ass better comment. If you can't think of anything original, just leave a fucking face or something.

hello drunk face, have fun.

the end.

Hello
http://arnoldrave.ytmnd.com/
goodbye

Yo bitches, I am back in full effect! or something like that. Things are going well. I am busy as a fucking bunny, but doing better than I was!

Man, I love this community. The end.

oh and...

I am currently looking for people who are 60+ who have grown up in a rural area in the south. I need to do some interviews just...
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I know you guys have prolly already seen this, but here it is again anyway for all you hipsters.... hahahahahahahaha.

stars... ahahahahahah

http://www.erstwhile.net/junk/hipsterbingo/

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The "Bear Patrol" must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock. But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer:...
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hello.

duh....

<center><table style='border:1px solid black'><tr><td align=center> <font size="3"> You are a <center> <br> <font size="4"><b>Social Liberal</b></font> <br> <font shmolor="#a8a8a8" size="3">(81% permissive)</font><br> </center> <br> and an... <center><br> <font size="4"><b>Economic Liberal</b></font> <br> <font shmolor="#a8a8a8" size="3">(30% permissive)</font><br> </center> <br> You are best described as a:<br> <br><font size="+2"><u><center><b>Strong Democrat</b></center></u></font> </font><br> <table id="thetable" name="thetable" background="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/politics/chart_political.gif" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="375" width="375"> <tbody><tr height="243"> <td width="287"></td> <td width="87"></td> </tr> <tr height="131"><td width="287"></td>...
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No more no more no more...

Sometimes your internet jesus just wants to make out. Is that so wrong?

You know those days where you just want to hump everything?
yeah?
you do?
today is one of those days.

now git' you measly little ass over here.

all of you!

Hey.... to all those bitches that are freaking:

Get the fuck over it, it's not the end of the world. Oh, no... some people are gone. That's life. The same people who are freaking over changes no are the same people that carry the picture of their dead grandmother for twenty years after she died. Let go of the past. Live for the moment. Besides,...
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ah man, I don't know how I am going to deal with this much awesomeness every six hours,do you?!? It really excites me that every time I get on my computer I am going to be bombarded with another sexy and intelligent woman!

SO thanks to everyone who has been keeping up with me and letting me know what's going on with you through my...
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