Hmmm. I'm not sure if this is absurd or fun.

I had to report a problem with our store in Chandler. Which itself is annoying because I would have had to speak to the manager there.. And might not have been able to stop myself asking if they are hiring. So I just reported the problem without calling. Not that that matters at this...
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Ok. Do you want another example?

This one might be hard to follow.

I'm not a hacker but the following may refute that statement.

I've had a few male acquaintances that I only know of from the internet. But only 6 that I can trace back to one woman.

Erica Campbell. That's her pornstar name.

Long story short is that she debuted...
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Ok. Do you want another example?

This one might be hard to follow.

I'm not a hacker but the following may refute that statement.

I've had a few male acquaintances that I only know of from the internet. But only 6 that I can trace back to one woman.

Erica Campbell. That's her pornstar name.

Long story short is that she debuted...
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I need English lessons.

Apparently impossible to convey that you aren't just part of my life. You are my life.

I just got called out. Called me creepy, spooky, and basically told me I can't do my job because it freaks her out.

*Pokerface*

And I've actually been trying to be good with the stores since yesterday and today have been nearly graveyard calm. Almost slept through half the shift. And since March I've been basically barking at them to the point...
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When it starts to feel weird thinking you're in your twilight but it has been 11 years since that realization and you're like, no, now it really feels like that... But you don't want it to, or really mind it because you finally have things, have lost more things than you can count or recall, and want the things you dream about...
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Not for the first time I'm finding it difficult being madly in love with a mind reader.

Not because she knows the full content of my heart and mind and can read me like a book.. And can so easily evoke such a firey passion.. And maddeningly force me into such depths of emotion which I should fear to tread, to becoming lost therein...
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um

lzim:
What's important here is that Hola has a media player that can stream torrents instantly. Ok. Um.. That's just about any torrent.. instantly. Just like that. Like Magic. I'm impressed. (disclaimer, I tested several torrents and while the super popular ones load instantly, mileage will vary for other things. One that did work super well was Game of Thrones Season 5 episode 1 in 1080p HD streaming instantly.)

So we have this fundamental disagreement going... I write. But I'm not a writer. I blog.. But I'm not a writer. I love but I'm never going to take advantage. And I love because I care.

She says I'm a great writer. She says I'm hung like a horse and my gift is wasted. Yes I know. Could I be...
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Check out @dryanosborne's Tweet: https://twitter.com/dryanosborne/status/586161799399088128?s=09

And now I actually feel sick wasting so much money going to South America. Buying Xbox Live for 2 people. Buying 2 games for us. Buying an Xbox 360 and an asst. of games. And only have my own stupid self to blame because I have no one left to play with.