He pretends to be me then tries to kiss my boyfriend. I don't mind 'cos I think it's kind of hot.
The SGUK version of Lex Luthor.
The puppet master, we just dance to his tune.
DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!
One of my favorite people. If there were more people as honest as Neil the world would be fucked so I'm glad he's a one off.
He will be missed on here by loads of people - myself included.
not actually as scary as he might make himself out to be.. nah.. he's ace really.. all lovely and that x
Hey, Christian Troy, you're hot.
All bullshit aside this man is one of the best friends I've made on this site and in real life. He seems to believe that I'm capable of so much more than I ever thought I was and I hope he knows how grateful I am for that.
My favourite male member. Plain and simple.
I have a somewhat complex relationship with this man, punctuated as it is with offensiveness, cockblocking, extraordinary obscenity and broken ribs. At the heart of it though is a fiercely loyal man with a complete dedication to what he feels to be true. He will brook no bullshit from anyone and you may well find yourself disagreeing with him and maybe even wanting to smack him one upside the head, but it certainly won't be due to duplicity on his part. Generous almost to a fault, funny enough to make me wet myself, the kind of man you're always glad to call a friend.
Underneath it all he's a big dampy. I'm not sure those were Shakira's exact words..but they are mine.
he is one of my most favourite people in the world.
Selfless. Generous. Too polite. But ultimately doesn't fuck around.
This guy has actually changed my life by showing me how it should be lived. You don't often say that about people on the internet.
big cunt who is also nice,
see its weird he kinda cancels himself out a lot of the time
genuine, smart, funny and there's absolutely no one i'm more comfortable being nasty too. a friend i'd happily spend a few more bottles of wine with.
and he always makes sure i'm okay. that's pretty sweet.
I've never met anyone so bad at being a cunt. I know he tries, but its pathetic really.
So Neil, Heres some advice for you.
Stop being so generous
Stop being such a welcoming host
Stop being so amusing
Stop caring about the well being of those around you.
Stop making an effort to put people at ease when they first attend meets etc
In fact the most cuntish thing about you is the amount you seem to achieve and fit into your life, Im jealous so would you stop it you bastard.
Really, its poor form, its becoming ever more increasingly difficult to hate you!