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I've gotten quite a few emails from confused citizens, some simply confused, others wondering why Jellyfist has been impossible to find in stores. From what I'm told, the book has finally shipped and should be on shelves or available for order from anyplace stupid enough not to carry this latest masterpiece. I've never had a book be so difficult before, but I...
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aristophanes:
Sorry to hear, elsewhere, the art you did for that album is only going to get seen by aristocracy and those who can afford such extravagance as Limited Editions. I hope your next awesome project (film?) shall go smoothly.
kryziz:
you lie, you ate them smile
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Wii.

Wee.
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3am:
Must be nice!

I'm hoping there's one in the box under my tree. Please tell me it weighs about a pound and comes in a See's candy box!
kryziz:
i've always wondered why is it called wii? surreal
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jhnenvee:
d'awwww...thanks, you lil wippersnapper!!
3am:
Still not available on SLG's site? Light a fire under their behinds! I need a nice print to block a window at work my boss uses to stare at my ample bosom. He makes working at Burger King really uncomfortable.

Happy belated birthday! Sorry I missed the big day. With this SG redesign, I don't even know what month it is anymore.
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Ah the decay of all the finer things.

The collapsing of poorly constucted temples.

Sandwiches for all.

3am:
Are you talking about Britney Spears?

May I have two sandwiches?
fractal:
breakfast on the moon is a nice idea, but then all the sandwiches would float away.
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It just keeps going.
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fractal:
bok.
jhnenvee:
I take your bok as a hint that you're sick of this entry. FINE! I shall make a new one.
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I fantasize about a mall santa's head splitting open and shooting out life-force sucking tentacles that snatch at the fleeing children like that scene in THE THING where the dogs in the kennel are being absorbed.

Where the hell is MY Christmas?
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jhnenvee:
no more tings...oh god...no more tings.
fractal:
you are tinged out.

I ran out a week or so ago, so I may need to restock...
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ya know...

All this talk of giant squids really makes a person think.
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3am:
Did it involve a troubadour? Am I close?

That missing "to" is killing me.
kryziz:
and what about squid fried rings? i bet you can make trillions of those too
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Flying to Toronto in a few hours. On a stinking plane.

The present state of the future is miserable.

Again...why are there no teleporters?
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logan:
If you need a teleporter you should look in the toilet. Because yeah....
fractal:
from careful observation, the present state of the future seems to require many things.

one being these teleporters that you speak of. I have no desire to sit in the van for as many hours a day as I do, although that is the only listening to music time that I get. I seem to be developing a phobia of everything that is NOT the van. However, said teleporters would come in handy at this stage in the adventures of me.

I seem to be very sleepy, and possibly rambling.