OOOOOH, I almost forgot to mention the funny quote of the day.
My roomie/best friend Tim and I were watchin porn today. (He discovered that bookwormbitches.com has new girls...that is like, our fave porn site haha.)
Anywho, there was a scene with this girl on top and the guy was thrusting away like a madman and I was like "That's my fave thing to do right there."
Tim looks at me and says "I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but can you even DO that?"
In which I reply "You know Tim, I'm not as small as everyone thinks I am. I'm average. It's not my fault all my friends have huge dicks!"
At that point Tim proceeded in laughing until he cried...literally. There were tears and he couldn't breath.
It was great.
-KOS
My roomie/best friend Tim and I were watchin porn today. (He discovered that bookwormbitches.com has new girls...that is like, our fave porn site haha.)
Anywho, there was a scene with this girl on top and the guy was thrusting away like a madman and I was like "That's my fave thing to do right there."
Tim looks at me and says "I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but can you even DO that?"
In which I reply "You know Tim, I'm not as small as everyone thinks I am. I'm average. It's not my fault all my friends have huge dicks!"
At that point Tim proceeded in laughing until he cried...literally. There were tears and he couldn't breath.
It was great.
-KOS
I'm just saying.