JTFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Count down is on for this show!
If your in Calgary... ah hell for Alberta at that matter come down and rip it up with yours truly and the IMPLANTS who are coming all the way from LA to party.
This past weekend was a SHIT SHOW. It was my stagette party. So this one was thrown together last minute because my two bridesmaids shit the bed on putting a party together. First I was totally crushed that two of my best friends gave me a SAP story about not being able to come to Maui even thought I gave almost a year of notice. One of them said it was WAY too expensive but guess where she is RIGHT now... DUBAI. Goes to show you that when you get married your true friends are really there for you.
My sister and sister in law ended up putting this bash together. They already had to do the shower and originally Jess was doing both but my two "friends" bitched her out saying they felt left out this summer so Jess said okay you want to do the stag? then its yours.
LOL So I did not get one clear photo of us at the pregame. I was upstairs... given a goblet of wine while I got ready while the girls set up the party.
I got down stairs... tipsy.. and then it was SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
These are shots of my babes who made it out. The photos I took are not that clear because I was GOOONED! LOL and so I should be. My sister in law made 90 jello shots for our limo ride to the bar.
Imagine..... this group of gals... slamming a bag of jello shooters on a 45 minute ride, asking the driver to pull over because we all had to pee so bad. I will never forget the moron pulling over on the shoulder of the road and us girls peeing in dirty snow up to our knees.
Then came the bar.......
We hit up VOODOO lounge for a cover band, dancing, shooters and a shit show. I have not been this loaded in a really long time. The best part.. the end of the night a band I work with came there drunk and then laughed their butts off at us babes.
The end of the night approaches and we are waiting for the girls to all get a ride before me, my Sis and Vespia Noir catch a cab back to my place. Sara's boyfriend insisted on dropping us off instead. So the three of us girls, my sisters camera and some HILARIOUS photos of us pretending to get facials. Jesus.
I felt bad when we got home at how loaded I was and that I was out in public like this but then when my boys brought Dougie in I did not feel so bad.
Doug hit the floor when he got in the door... like were talking FACE FIRST! the slid across it. He gets up NO ENGLISH... Teo walks right into the kitchen.. mumbles NO ENGLISH then Paynter is just laughing.
The next day Doug is almost dying from such a wicked hangover but had this epic video from Mole for me. (Mole and I grew up together and we have been friends for almost 21 years! he is the proudest red neck I know)
Thank you for the words of wisdom buddy
Count down is on for this show!
If your in Calgary... ah hell for Alberta at that matter come down and rip it up with yours truly and the IMPLANTS who are coming all the way from LA to party.
This past weekend was a SHIT SHOW. It was my stagette party. So this one was thrown together last minute because my two bridesmaids shit the bed on putting a party together. First I was totally crushed that two of my best friends gave me a SAP story about not being able to come to Maui even thought I gave almost a year of notice. One of them said it was WAY too expensive but guess where she is RIGHT now... DUBAI. Goes to show you that when you get married your true friends are really there for you.
My sister and sister in law ended up putting this bash together. They already had to do the shower and originally Jess was doing both but my two "friends" bitched her out saying they felt left out this summer so Jess said okay you want to do the stag? then its yours.
LOL So I did not get one clear photo of us at the pregame. I was upstairs... given a goblet of wine while I got ready while the girls set up the party.
I got down stairs... tipsy.. and then it was SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
These are shots of my babes who made it out. The photos I took are not that clear because I was GOOONED! LOL and so I should be. My sister in law made 90 jello shots for our limo ride to the bar.
Imagine..... this group of gals... slamming a bag of jello shooters on a 45 minute ride, asking the driver to pull over because we all had to pee so bad. I will never forget the moron pulling over on the shoulder of the road and us girls peeing in dirty snow up to our knees.
Then came the bar.......
We hit up VOODOO lounge for a cover band, dancing, shooters and a shit show. I have not been this loaded in a really long time. The best part.. the end of the night a band I work with came there drunk and then laughed their butts off at us babes.
The end of the night approaches and we are waiting for the girls to all get a ride before me, my Sis and Vespia Noir catch a cab back to my place. Sara's boyfriend insisted on dropping us off instead. So the three of us girls, my sisters camera and some HILARIOUS photos of us pretending to get facials. Jesus.
I felt bad when we got home at how loaded I was and that I was out in public like this but then when my boys brought Dougie in I did not feel so bad.
Doug hit the floor when he got in the door... like were talking FACE FIRST! the slid across it. He gets up NO ENGLISH... Teo walks right into the kitchen.. mumbles NO ENGLISH then Paynter is just laughing.
The next day Doug is almost dying from such a wicked hangover but had this epic video from Mole for me. (Mole and I grew up together and we have been friends for almost 21 years! he is the proudest red neck I know)
Thank you for the words of wisdom buddy
littlejohn22:
looks like such a great time