Blah. Can't sleep. 3 20 am.
It is very boring being up this late. My cat would like to sit on my head. I disagree. Looks like she's settling for a foot. I agree.
I'm concerned about OJ. I think he may be hanging out with the wrong people or something. He's been such a stand up guy until now.
And Owen Wilson. He's depressed....
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It is very boring being up this late. My cat would like to sit on my head. I disagree. Looks like she's settling for a foot. I agree.
I'm concerned about OJ. I think he may be hanging out with the wrong people or something. He's been such a stand up guy until now.
And Owen Wilson. He's depressed....
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Fox Pilot taping went extremely well. I made fun of some suits to their stupid faces. That was a good time.
Everyone really seemed to like it. David Cross, Bob Odenkirk both said they liked it a lot. That's nice to hear as they can be a bit snobby. Some people said it was the best comedy pilot they had ever seen. Don't know about...
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Everyone really seemed to like it. David Cross, Bob Odenkirk both said they liked it a lot. That's nice to hear as they can be a bit snobby. Some people said it was the best comedy pilot they had ever seen. Don't know about...
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thefreak:
They make it too easy.
This can be true more often than not. I, however, thank you for the times you bring me a good gutlaugh into an otherwise dull day.
-TM
zarth:
. . . That make the wwhhooollllee world sing!
My brain has returned. The fever is gone. I am not patient zero.
Went right back to a long shoot day today. 7 am to 7pm. I think we shot some funny things, hopefully they work. We are shooting the entire pilot on Wed. in front of a audience.
I am throwing Gerry_D a bachelor party this weekend. I plan on murdering his liver.
And...
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Went right back to a long shoot day today. 7 am to 7pm. I think we shot some funny things, hopefully they work. We are shooting the entire pilot on Wed. in front of a audience.
I am throwing Gerry_D a bachelor party this weekend. I plan on murdering his liver.
And...
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junkyardangel:
I notice that on your "stats" it says you have ten fingers. If this is so, how come you seem to write your articles with only...one?
Snicker.
I refuse to genuflect!
Snicker.
I refuse to genuflect!
mat8drb:
Audience? Shit.
Good luck sir.
Good luck sir.
No story today. I am sick. My brain does not work. It's awesome to be sick when it is 100 degrees out.
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ascanius:
You know, no amo te, Sibidius, but this was pretty fucking funny:
FearTheReaper said:
It's always nice how at the end of the day we can all come together over our collective disgust of Alpha22
Feel better.
emotedcreations:
It's good to see your still going strong even though your sick and your brain isn't working.... 
Writing on a television show is tiring. I am tired all the time. Like right now.
The show is pretty God-damn funny so far, if I do say so myself. Hopefully Fox picks it up.
Yesterday Zach Galifiniakis and Michael Cera did a little sketch for us. It was pretty great.
The show is pretty God-damn funny so far, if I do say so myself. Hopefully Fox picks it up.
Yesterday Zach Galifiniakis and Michael Cera did a little sketch for us. It was pretty great.
mat8drb:
Are you having to do rewrites as well?
The wife bought me a bicycle. Been puttering around town for the past couple of days. Quite enjoyable.
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mat8drb:
Bah, sorry to hear that.
Manchester United have beaten the horrible Chelsea monsters. Evil has been vanquished for another day. We can live in happiness. For now, anyway.
I seem to have grown a beard. Not sure how that happened.
Working on a Fox pilot to replace Mad TV. The show runners are a couple of guys who wrote on Mr. Show. I've worked on other pilots with them, one...
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I seem to have grown a beard. Not sure how that happened.
Working on a Fox pilot to replace Mad TV. The show runners are a couple of guys who wrote on Mr. Show. I've worked on other pilots with them, one...
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zarth:
Honestly, I'm too emo to even look for work at all. That's my dark secret.
And yeah, Xerxes is a cat.
And yeah, Xerxes is a cat.
huck1eberry:
why must we hang our heads for being fans of the mls?
I just got down on my back with some wrenches, screws and bolts and fixed my wife's car.
Feeling quite manly at this point.
Feeling quite manly at this point.
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luscious:
You can now officially punch me in the eye if we ever meet.
fearthereaper:
That was amusing.
Tomato plants raided. All ripe or slightly ripe tomatos stolen. Gone. Forever.
Not sure when the memorial will be. Possibly Thurs. Will let you know.
Started working on a Fox Pilot today. We'll see how it goes.
Not sure when the memorial will be. Possibly Thurs. Will let you know.
Started working on a Fox Pilot today. We'll see how it goes.
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joker_:
Those bastard Als Kayak stole your Tomatoes!
quirky:
I think you are too quick to vindicate rodentia.
I just crammed three tomatos into my stomach. It was glorious.
Not sure about the watermelon. It is large - maybe 15 lbs - but it's supposed to get near 25. I want to eat it now. And I want to do it the way cats give birth. Take it into my closet, get in the back corner and have at it in the darkness....
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Not sure about the watermelon. It is large - maybe 15 lbs - but it's supposed to get near 25. I want to eat it now. And I want to do it the way cats give birth. Take it into my closet, get in the back corner and have at it in the darkness....
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crissis:
the hummer article kicks ass!! very fun to read 
huw:
Argh that's way worse then my plastic cock pic.....
All sticky
All sticky
Blah. Somebody forced me to drink a bunch of beer last night. By forced, I mean they put it in a fridge near me. Today I will be watching soccer and a bit of baseball. And i will write an article for you monkeys.
There is a tomato explosion happening in the garden. Too many for 2 people to consume.
There is a tomato explosion happening in the garden. Too many for 2 people to consume.
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quirky:
I don't see why you don't write an Asshole Fuckface Roundup about notoriously dumb members of the CE board. You can get away with massive flaming, anyway.
mat8drb:
A fridge near you?
Do you have more than fridge in your house? Or were you just hanging around the kitchen?
And was that person you?
Do you have more than fridge in your house? Or were you just hanging around the kitchen?
And was that person you?
Many people have wondered where I came up with the name FearTheReaper. Did I like the song? Was I trying to make a point?
No. It was a totally thoughtless selection. When I picked the name I was just signing on to the site to check it out and decide about writing here. I wasn't even thinking about the name. I just typed something in....
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No. It was a totally thoughtless selection. When I picked the name I was just signing on to the site to check it out and decide about writing here. I wasn't even thinking about the name. I just typed something in....
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_kungfoo_:
I didn't end up in Omaha by choice, that's for sure. That's just where I got stuck while I finish off the last two years of my commitment to the government.
As for California, I was born and grew up in Pasadena. My dad still owns a house in Altadena. He wants to tour the country in his RV for retirement, so I'm kind of hoping I can live in his house while I go to school.
But I have no definite plans.
As for California, I was born and grew up in Pasadena. My dad still owns a house in Altadena. He wants to tour the country in his RV for retirement, so I'm kind of hoping I can live in his house while I go to school.
But I have no definite plans.
mrsmeaney:
Of course you can change your name.
And yes, I am in therapy. But, you know how therapy goes - it's not making things discernably better yet, just giving me insights as to how and why things keep getting worse.
And I hope your storm prediction for Firday in LA is wrong ... otherwise there's a few folks I should call to say farewell.