The names in the nervous system read like a fantasy novel. "Axon, you must confront the Oligodendrocytes at the Nodes of Ranvier. Only then will you be the mater of the realm" said the wise man. Axon cried, "I can't turn against my own people!" "Then", said the wise man, "the Interneuron has already won."

The only thing worse than turning to online dating is when some loser hijacks my account. The dude change my employment status to be a PhD who makes over $150k per year when my profile info clearly states I work in a factory and I'm working on a nursing degree. So not only was the account hijacker a loser, he was a moron. The...
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Yesterday I was loading songs onto a USB drive for my car stereo and decided to add some Bee Gees. I had forgotten they recorded a version of If I Can't Have You which was on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack with Yvonne Elliman's. I like Yvonne's version better so I loaded it onto the drive and it's been stuck in...
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I got home from work, walked around the end of the bed and stepped in a huge puddle of water. the sink upstairs had been leaking for hours. There is a lot of water on the floor in the other room.

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As I was starting to build lights to use with my webcam, i decided to stream it live on YouNow. I actually had 3 people watching me solder wires live. They must have been more bored than I was. The LED light panels worked well. Now I get to fabricate a bracket for the back of my monitor. #goalsfornextweekend

An old friend's wife is a teacher in Commerce City, Colorado and I'm posting this to help her out.

"Every year, my school hosts a literacy night to get kids excited about reading. I need postcards. Where ever you are in the world, please send my class a postcard! You don't even have to write anything. Please let me know if you...
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