to munch, or not to munch. that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.
The slings and arrows of hunger pangs,
Or to take to foot for a late night snack,
And by proceeding, end them: to sleep, fulfilled.

Hef

So long Hugh. I will always remember the excitement when my childhood friends and I would find a Playboy stashed somewhere. Later, when I was 16-17, going to gas stations and acting all nonchalant to buy a Playboy, hoping I looked old enough not to get carded. (I looked plenty old enough, I was just hoping the guy behind the counter didn't want to...
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matoushka:
rip hef 

"Saturday has come"
"ay, Caesar, but not gone."
#itcanstillend
Post rapture party at my place tomorrow. We'll be grillin' so bring your appetite.

The names in the nervous system read like a fantasy novel. "Axon, you must confront the Oligodendrocytes at the Nodes of Ranvier. Only then will you be the mater of the realm" said the wise man. Axon cried, "I can't turn against my own people!" "Then", said the wise man, "the Interneuron has already won."

The only thing worse than turning to online dating is when some loser hijacks my account. The dude change my employment status to be a PhD who makes over $150k per year when my profile info clearly states I work in a factory and I'm working on a nursing degree. So not only was the account hijacker a loser, he was a moron. The...
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Yesterday I was loading songs onto a USB drive for my car stereo and decided to add some Bee Gees. I had forgotten they recorded a version of If I Can't Have You which was on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack with Yvonne Elliman's. I like Yvonne's version better so I loaded it onto the drive and it's been stuck in...
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I got home from work, walked around the end of the bed and stepped in a huge puddle of water. the sink upstairs had been leaking for hours. There is a lot of water on the floor in the other room.

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