berkthejerk

OK so props to who ever the fuck made this and fucking extra credit to anyone who remembers this game.... fucking fly swatter


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same shit different bottle.... anyone else feel like its time for change?

Finally made it back to Orlando. Might be kicked outa school! life is good. anyone in florida wanna get retarded drunk? Other than that i just got invited to my friends secret double life in the BDSM world and i dont know how to feel. OF COURSE I'm going to sketch land to at least get some secret little laughs to keep in my head....
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what a fucked up night. went to the same party i've gone to every year of my life save the last 4. saw the same people grow old instantly. saw the girl i was in love with when i was 5 as an adult. very zelda man. all i gotta do now is go fuck up some dick of a wizard so i can go...
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So its 11:52 in the warm sunny Massachusetts. yeah fucking right. I refuse to say I miss florida, because Florida sucks a million times more than NE any day of the week, but jesus its cold here. i'm sitting in front of my fathers fire place enjoying one of the few cigarettes I can smoke while trapped in his New Bedford abode wishing for NH...
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So the entire United States' east coast just shit itself. Washington DC has all but shut down its airports and I've been trapped in Charlotte North Carolina now for about 9 hours. I can feel my sanity slowly leaving me as I wake up in Increasingly weird positions in increasingly weird places. Phones broken in half. Whole airport smells funny. just saw a man walk...
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